Andy Goldsworthy’s art
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
It’s 2am, I want it girl
how the actual fuck did this get so many notes overnight? 😳
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
how to get up in the morning
- you don’t
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
imagine this hurtling towards you at 100 mph
This Is The Actual Picture Nick Frost Took During Shaun Of The Dead